I was so southern california today
ok first i work up and immediately someone called me on my cell phone and told me i was late for volunteer work (just like Marty McFly minus the volunteer work).

so i grabbed a glass of OJ and skipped the ample breakfast my mother made, "are you sure you dont want anything" my mother yelled as I walk out the door.
Then I sped away in my civic and drove 80mph down scripps poway parkway...then I was lost, so then i decided to go to my GF's house (jk that), but I didnt panic and eventually.........
I reached my event an hour and a half late to find out that I was not needed, but it was still interesting seeing all the kids play bingo a million times in a row to exploit Scott's generosity. From there I was faced with a strong ethical decision; go back to my Mom's house in lakeside, or hang out with my cousin Matt who was most likely playing Video Games.
Being the southern California guy that I am, I went to Matt's house and together we washed our cars with our shirts off listening to Dude Ranch and wearing checkered vans (shoes).

From there we ended up: tanning at the pool club, catching a snake, finding a parking spot at target, and eating pizza
The whole reason why I made this long entry was so I could expose the great IRONY of catching a serpent the day before Easter.
SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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